Bobby Heenan Best Quotes

Raymond Louis “Ray” Heenan (born November 1, 1944), also known as Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, is an American former professional wrestling manager, wrestler and color commentator, best known for his time with the American Wrestling Association (AWA), the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) and World Championship Wrestling (WCW). He was known for his skill in drawing heel heat for himself and his wrestlers, and for his on-screen repartee with Gorilla Monsoon as a color commentator. World Wrestling Entertainment described Heenan as “one of sports-entertainment’s best loved legends”. Heenan was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2004 by Blackjack Lanza. Enjoy Bobby Heenan’s best quotes below.

Bobby Heenan
“I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.”
“There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.”
“The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”
“If you’re poor and you do something stupid, you’re nuts. If you’re rich and do something stupid, you’re eccentric.”
“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”
“I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.”
“I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me.”
“There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.”
“There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like… Country and Western.”
“Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.”
“Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.”
“Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.”
“I don’t look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I’ve had a lot of fun.”
“You can win, it’ll just cost you some money.”
“You’d have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.”
“I think women’s wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It’s produced right. It’s got a little story line, and it’s got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.”
“A friend in need is a pest.”
“It’s a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.”
“Everyone should have cancer one time – then you’d know that other things aren’t important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don’t mean nothing anymore. You come home and something’s cold, or you didn’t get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.”
“I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn’t want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.”
“WCW wasn’t what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they’re used to doing nothing.”

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