Bud Abbott Best Quotes

William Alexander “Bud” Abbott was an American actor, producer and comedian. He is best remembered as the straight man of the comedy team of Abbott and Costello, with Lou Costello. Enjoy Bud Abbott’s best quotes below.

Bud Abbott
“They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can’t even get my head above water!”
“Once they get their hooks into you, you’re a dead pigeon.”
“Sitting at home the way I do, I’d just love the hear from people. It’d be a great help in passing the time.”
“Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third.”
“They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven’t seen any of them around lately.”
“It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?”
“That’s why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.”
“You never heard of a comedy team that didn’t fight, did you?”
“Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can’t drive.”

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